Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I think your dad took our porno
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
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I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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