why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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