How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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