you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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