You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
