i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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