My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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