Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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