Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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