guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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