Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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