good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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