i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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