I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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