I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Alive.
So much puke
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
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