I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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whose ass print is on the piano?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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