i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.