I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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