Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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