so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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