She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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