ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
she looked like the before picture.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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