'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
