Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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