just tell him i said nine months
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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