Dual....:-)
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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