She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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