Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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