Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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