How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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