My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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