I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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