is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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