you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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