I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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