SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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