Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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