I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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