I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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