Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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