who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Randomize
