I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is her dick bigger than yours?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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