i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He kissed a someone with a penis
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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