Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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