I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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