guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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