She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
