I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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