She went from zero to smokin in five shots
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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