At least make sure they are 18
Why
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
