i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
third nipple confirmed
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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