I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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