They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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